Always take a football
Wear a T-shirt you look good in, even when you sweat
Go to the bathroom before you go to the game
If you follow your dad to another tailgate, don’t tell your mom what you heard or saw
Be nice to girls who come to your tailgate
Play catch with anyone, even girls
Smile real big when grown-ups ask you about school
Don’t put your fingers all over the chicken fingers
Try not to eat more than two cookies
Go to the football players’ walk through
Never, never say you are tired, even if you are
Help take down the tent and the chairs
Tell your mom and dad you had a great time