In the adult world of work, what is a snow day? Actually, what is a snow day if you live north of the Mason-Dixon line? I do not…live north of that line. Today and yesterday was a snow day, and I’m an adult who happens to live most of my day in a child’s world…school.

Top 10 reasons for a snow day:
10 It’s winter; your body’s a slug; it needs to move slow; snow slows you down.
9 Snow is white; snow on the ground makes you look at where your neighbor’s dog poops in your yard.
8 Going to the grocery store with the threat of a snow day is exciting, like driving in a NASCAR race.
7 Being stuck at home forces extra-curricular activities...sleep, cleaning, and sex.
6 Watching saved episodes of Saturday Night Live, drinking too much hot chocolate, and sleeping late can only be accomplished during a snow day.
5 It’s the only time to have a sanctioned fight with your family.
4 The reason to stay home is because of the snow and that feels like a day of doing nothing.
3 Driving when you aren’t suppose to makes you feel powerful and stupid at the same time.
2 Kids love it.
1 Everybody loves a day off!

May your life contain at least one snow day a year!